Porta-potty Humor Lover Gifts

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"This stool shall pass."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'Crisis'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Lavatory Waterfall

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Richard the Turd

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Hydration

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

New York Scatological Society

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.

WC problem.

"I told you it was a universal truth."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

Toilet humour

Pooper Bowl Sunday.