Portable Toilet Humor Pillows

Portalouvre

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Dog wearing a cone

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Crisis'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Lavatory Waterfall

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

New York Scatological Society

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

WC problem.

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

'God, it's a relief to get away from that exhibition of a bit.'

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

Toilet humour

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

The Rural Bidet...

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'