Toilet Jokes Pillows

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Fly fishing.

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Crisis'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Richard the Turd

Lavatory Waterfall

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

New York Scatological Society

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

Hydration

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Toilet humour

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."