The new normal? ...and for the lady of the house, this can be your Charmin toilet paper chamber.
Toilet Paper Entrepreneur Gifts
Looking for a gift that combines humor, creativity, and a dash of business sense? Our collection for toilet paper entrepreneurs features witty designs perfect for those who see opportunity in every roll. Whether they launched their own brand or just love a good laugh about the world of paper, these products are just the thing to bring a smile and a bit of inspiration.
"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."
There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"
Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!
The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.
"You are correct sir, I am only the janitor and you are the CEO, but remeber I control the availability of toilet paper in the executive washroom."
Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.
I break for toilet paper
"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."
'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'
Do what you can to flatten the curve
"No not the puppy please"
Have food. Need toilet paper
'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'
A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.
Creation of Adam
"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"
The Thinker Thinks of Toilet Roll.
"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."
Flush Direct
'I see you approve of our switch to Ultra Soft.'
Toilet Tissue Typist.
'It was the only white thing I had.'
'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'
"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."
Bears Going to the Bathroom in Woods.
'The newspaper reckons there's a shortage of toilet paper.' - 'What would we do without newspapers?'
Toilet paper calendar
"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."
COWS: Cows weekly shop
"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."
'Procter and Gamble? I dunno, sounds risky - what if everyone stops using toilet paper?'
"My neighbor's house got TPed, and doubled in value."
Toilet Paper Hill
Toilet paper rush
Toilet Paper Entrepreneur Gifts Collection
Toilet Paper Entrepreneur Mugs
Discover our range of mugs specially crafted for toilet paper entrepreneurs—perfect for brewing their favorite drink while dreaming up new business ideas.
Toilet Paper Entrepreneur Pillows
Add some humor and comfort to your space with pillows that celebrate the creative and entrepreneurial spirit of toilet paper businesses.
Toilet Paper Entrepreneur Prints
Decorate your workspace with prints that showcase the clever side of toilet paper entrepreneurship—perfect to motivate and amuse.
Toilet Paper Entrepreneur T-Shirts
Explore our fun and witty t-shirts designed for toilet paper entrepreneurs—great for wearing your business pride and making a statement.