Toilet-paper Warrior Gifts

"I can't believe we're going to toilet-paper Sylvia Sanchez's house!"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"You are correct sir, I am only the janitor and you are the CEO, but remeber I control the availability of toilet paper in the executive washroom."

I break for toilet paper

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

Do what you can to flatten the curve

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"No not the puppy please"

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

Creation of Adam

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

'I see you approve of our switch to Ultra Soft.'

Flush Direct

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

Toilet Tissue Typist.

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

"It's about time the training wheels came off!"

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

Toilet paper calendar

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."

'The newspaper reckons there's a shortage of toilet paper.' - 'What would we do without newspapers?'

"Measure twice. Wipe once."

'I don't know how I got rid of mildew before Henry got me the flamethrower.'

'Procter and Gamble? I dunno, sounds risky - what if everyone stops using toilet paper?'

"My neighbor's house got TPed, and doubled in value."

Toilet Paper Hill

Home For Sale - TP Included

Toilet paper rush