Toilet Paper Defender Gifts

'Procter and Gamble? I dunno, sounds risky - what if everyone stops using toilet paper?'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

The trap

I break for toilet paper

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

"No not the puppy please"

"I thought I'd be quids-in but I can't shift the bloody stuff."

Do what you can to flatten the curve

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

Creation of Adam

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

'I see you approve of our switch to Ultra Soft.'

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

Flush Direct

"Wot? No toilet paper?"

Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

"...so you then developed an addiction to buying toilet rolls. Wasn't that rather expensive?"

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

Don't ask. Just get me the @#^$ out of here. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-03-11).

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."

"Measure twice. Wipe once."

'It just hasn't been my day.'

Bears Going to the Bathroom in Woods.

A man realises he is out of toilet paper.

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