Toilet Transformation Artist Gifts

Wallpapering 4

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

Dog wearing a cone

Personal Potty Trainer

'Crisis'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Lavatory Waterfall

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

New York Scatological Society

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

The Rural Bidet...

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

WC problem.

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Toilet humour

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

The Eternal Consequence for Men Not Putting the Seat Down...

Moon's Portaloo.