Bathroom Artist Gifts

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

Kid's at Bath Time.

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"This stool shall pass."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

Business man sees himself as a shark

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

His & hers towels.

Tedious Romantic.

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Batman tissue dispenser.

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

Soap recovery Ship in bath

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

The Rural Bidet...

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

Duck in a bathtub

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'The old one fell apart.'

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'