Bathroom Artist T-Shirts

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

Kid's at Bath Time.

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

Tedious Romantic.

His & hers towels.

Business man sees himself as a shark

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Duck in a bathtub

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

The Rural Bidet...

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

Soap recovery Ship in bath

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'The old one fell apart.'

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."