Bathroom Stylist Gifts

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"I'm thinkin' blond."

WC problem.

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Mummy Toilet Roll.

'The old one fell apart.'

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

Kid's at Bath Time.

Knight using the men's bathroom.

"You know your dog better than I do."

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

How men shop for towels.

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

Which one? The Times? The Post? Maybe The Tribune? Oh, Phil - Picking out a carpet is so difficult.

Which one of these things is the soap?

"Morning Gorgeous!"

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"

A man has wind turbines in his bath