Bathroom Beautifier Gifts

How men shop for towels.

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'Maybe we should dilute the cleanser some.'

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

"I did a little remodeling. It's now a full bathroom."

"I can't believe they don't sell toilets!"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

Mummy Toilet Roll.

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'The old one fell apart.'

"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"

Knight using the men's bathroom.

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

"I'm paid by the hour. Why do you ask?"

Kid's at Bath Time.

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

A man has wind turbines in his bath

'What am I doing? Well, I'd planned on going to the office and goofing off...then I remembered I'm retired.'

Objets D'Angst

"Firm yet comfortable, with 420 individual spring posture coils to enhance support. Perfect for hiding under."

'Is this the open house?'

Towels - His / Hers (Colour)

"Vlad realized, right there and then, that he should have bought the buff-white or even the oatmeal-colored sheets."

"I'm having an en-suite put in."