Bathroom Beautifier Gifts

How men shop for towels.

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'Maybe we should dilute the cleanser some.'

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

"I did a little remodeling. It's now a full bathroom."

"I can't believe they don't sell toilets!"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

"I don't CARE if Tracy Emin's bed sold for £4440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room."

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

Mummy Toilet Roll.

'The old one fell apart.'

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

Kid's at Bath Time.

Knight using the men's bathroom.

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"

"I'm paid by the hour. Why do you ask?"

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

'What am I doing? Well, I'd planned on going to the office and goofing off...then I remembered I'm retired.'

A man has wind turbines in his bath

Ames, Honey? The yard really needs you attention. What makes you say that?

"Firm yet comfortable, with 420 individual spring posture coils to enhance support. Perfect for hiding under."

Objets D'Angst

'Is this the open house?'

Decorating Tips of Small Rooms