Bathroom Buffs Gifts

"I'm having an en-suite put in."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Toothbrush Romance

Love conquers all, except plaque.

' ... and this is the half bath.'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

WC problem.

Duck in a bathtub

Transgender Bathroom Debate

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Mummy Toilet Roll.

'Which end's the shallow end?'

Kid's at Bath Time.

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

How men shop for towels.

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

Which one of these things is the soap?

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

'Have you considered a second bathroom?'

"Young Master downright lied to Mistress! I can smell he didn't use soap or shampoo when he took his bath!"

"How do you plead - quilty or not quilty?"

'It's perfect! An indoor bathroom! How did you know?'

Asian Travel: 'Absolutely do NOT book anyplace without a western toilet!'

"A Therapist didn't save my marriage. A plumber and a second bathroom saved my marriage!"

New Power Shower!

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"