Bathroom Buffs T-Shirts

"I'm having an en-suite put in."

Toothbrush Romance

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Love conquers all, except plaque.

' ... and this is the half bath.'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

WC problem.

Duck in a bathtub

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Transgender Bathroom Debate

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Mummy Toilet Roll.

Kid's at Bath Time.

'Which end's the shallow end?'

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

How men shop for towels.

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

Which one of these things is the soap?

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

'Have you considered a second bathroom?'

"How do you plead - quilty or not quilty?"

"Young Master downright lied to Mistress! I can smell he didn't use soap or shampoo when he took his bath!"

'It's perfect! An indoor bathroom! How did you know?'

New Power Shower!

Luxury Lavatories - The Home of Qualitative Easing

"A Therapist didn't save my marriage. A plumber and a second bathroom saved my marriage!"

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"