Bathroom Buddies T-Shirts

Love conquers all, except plaque.

Women's Synchronized Peeing

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Shampoo.

"This stool shall pass."

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Toothbrush Romance

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'Not now, Aladdin...'

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

'Pay outhouse' with a sign that says, 'Drop 25¢ in can.'

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

Sudoku toilet paper

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

"Sorry about declaring, Syd, but I needed to pee."

"You, Stanley, are a complete disgrace to cockroaches everywhere."

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

'Why didn't you lot go before you got in?'

'Time out!'

Another form of performance anxiety.

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

"I'm glad that you've decided not to take yourself so seriously, but. . ."

'Edward turned on the bathroom light only to find his father staring back at him.'