Bathroom Buddies Prints

Love conquers all, except plaque.

Women's Synchronized Peeing

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Shampoo.

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Toothbrush Romance

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'Not now, Aladdin...'

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

'Pay outhouse' with a sign that says, 'Drop 25¢ in can.'

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

Sudoku toilet paper

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

"Sorry about declaring, Syd, but I needed to pee."

"You, Stanley, are a complete disgrace to cockroaches everywhere."

'Time out!'

'Why didn't you lot go before you got in?'

Another form of performance anxiety.

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"

"I'm glad that you've decided not to take yourself so seriously, but. . ."

Did you know that 3 to 4 glasses of wine a day can reduce your risk of giving a s**t. . . but you'll pee a lot more.

Every morning, the 'who's gonna be first?' cold seat standoff.