Bathroom Wizards Gifts

"Think positive and only good things will happen..."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"I'm making him take a spin class."

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

WC problem.

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

Kid's at Bath Time.

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Knight using the men's bathroom.

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

How men shop for towels.

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

Which one of these things is the soap?

A man has wind turbines in his bath

These colours haven't just run. They've sprinted!

'Holy shit!'

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"

'Have you considered a second bathroom?'

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'