Bathroom Virtuoso Gifts

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

Business man sees himself as a shark

His & hers towels.

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Batman tissue dispenser.

WC problem.

The Rural Bidet...

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Soap recovery Ship in bath

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."