Bathroom Maestro Gifts

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Other men just sing in the bath

Jack of all trades

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

Hair Traffic control.

Onion Tears

'Are you done yet?'

Decorating with Children

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

"We can't agree on a size."

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

Organized chaos.

Musical Bicycle.

'The chef says sorry but he doesn't do rare.'

Emeril John Lagassé III caricature

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

The Cartoonist's armoury

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

Conducting the Orchestra on the TV

Mr. Pinch and Ruth unconscious of a visitor

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

Workers rest

Gordon Ramsay