Bath Time Maestro Gifts

Bagpiper in the Bath

'More bubbles!'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

Admiral in the bath.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

"Honey, it was a hard day. I'm going to take a bath."

Bath tube with human feet.

Other men just sing in the bath

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

'Good morning. I'd like to talk about double glazing issues.'

Centurion in a Shower

"We're never going to be able to give Moses a bath, are we?"

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

The wrong bath.

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

Clawfoot Tub

Bird Bath.

Duck Bath

"Why giraffes have dirty knees."

'A Soused Child Dreads Water.'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

Conductor.

A bird is trapped inside a bubble and is floating away.

"This never gets easier."

'Oh my goodness Humpty, you've been in there for ten minutes... you'll be hard boiled!'

'Put some more cold in then.'

Man surprised to see 3 feet in his bath