Bath Time Maestro T-Shirts

Bagpiper in the Bath

'More bubbles!'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Admiral in the bath.

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

"Honey, it was a hard day. I'm going to take a bath."

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

Bath tube with human feet.

Other men just sing in the bath

Centurion in a Shower

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

'Good morning. I'd like to talk about double glazing issues.'

"We're never going to be able to give Moses a bath, are we?"

The wrong bath.

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

Clawfoot Tub

"Why giraffes have dirty knees."

Duck Bath

'A Soused Child Dreads Water.'

Bird Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

Conductor.

"This never gets easier."

A bird is trapped inside a bubble and is floating away.

'Oh my goodness Humpty, you've been in there for ten minutes... you'll be hard boiled!'

Man surprised to see 3 feet in his bath

'Put some more cold in then.'

"I'm letting them soak. I'll wash them later."