Bath Time Virtuoso Gifts

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

'More bubbles!'

Baby Hairstyles.

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Shower curtain call.

Admiral in the bath.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

"Honey, it was a hard day. I'm going to take a bath."

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

Bath tube with human feet.

'Good morning. I'd like to talk about double glazing issues.'

Centurion in a Shower

"We're never going to be able to give Moses a bath, are we?"

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

"He said the washing machine makes him dizzy."

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

Clawfoot Tub

"Why giraffes have dirty knees."

Duck Bath

Bird Bath.

'A Soused Child Dreads Water.'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

"This never gets easier."

A bird is trapped inside a bubble and is floating away.

'Oh my goodness Humpty, you've been in there for ten minutes... you'll be hard boiled!'

Humpty Dumpty sat in a bath.

"I said he should exercise more, so he bought a walk in bath."