Bath Time Virtuoso Gifts

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

'More bubbles!'

Baby Hairstyles.

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

Admiral in the bath.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

"Honey, it was a hard day. I'm going to take a bath."

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

'Good morning. I'd like to talk about double glazing issues.'

Centurion in a Shower

Bath tube with human feet.

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

"We're never going to be able to give Moses a bath, are we?"

"He said the washing machine makes him dizzy."

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

Clawfoot Tub

Duck Bath

Bird Bath.

'A Soused Child Dreads Water.'

"Why giraffes have dirty knees."

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

A bird is trapped inside a bubble and is floating away.

"This never gets easier."

'Oh my goodness Humpty, you've been in there for ten minutes... you'll be hard boiled!'

Humpty Dumpty sat in a bath.

"I said he should exercise more, so he bought a walk in bath."

'Put some more cold in then.'

Man surprised to see 3 feet in his bath