Bathroom Virtuoso Pillows

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"This stool shall pass."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Business man sees himself as a shark

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

His & hers towels.

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Shower curtain call.

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

Soap recovery Ship in bath

WC problem.

The Rural Bidet...

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."