Bathroom Diva Pillows

Singing is everyone's shower rights.

My strawberry cleansing cream, sesame oil skin moisturizer and goat's milk soap have ruined my diet.

Shower curtain call.

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Shampoo.

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Balancing work and family

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Ironing day.

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"I had to skip my workout."

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

Washing Line Walker

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

Love conquers all, except plaque.

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'