Beauty Diva Pillows

'Fancy ruining that lovely blonde hair by dyeing the roots black!'

Bad fake tan day.

Little Princess.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

A Manicure

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Hair: Full Cut / Beer: Half Cut

How would Madam like to pay?

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

Lady drinking Champagne.

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

A day at the races

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

"So what's your success rate?"

Girl trying to be a woman

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

'After having the botox injections in my lips I can handle really hot coffee.'

Butterfly Woman

'Finally. Her lipstick is just right.'

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

Barbara Cartland

Mary Christmas preparing for her big night out.