Beauty Diva Gifts

'Fancy ruining that lovely blonde hair by dyeing the roots black!'

Bad fake tan day.

Little Princess.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

A Manicure

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Hair: Full Cut / Beer: Half Cut

How would Madam like to pay?

Shower curtain call.

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

Lady drinking Champagne.

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

"I'm ready for my close-up."

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

A day at the races

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

"So what's your success rate?"

'Finally. Her lipstick is just right.'

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

Girl trying to be a woman

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

Barbara Cartland

Butterfly Woman

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

'After having the botox injections in my lips I can handle really hot coffee.'

Bun Lift