Cosmetic Dentistry Diva Gifts

"She's definitely had work done."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Little Princess.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

Kensington Fluffies

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'Diet considerations.'

Valleyview diet clinic

Hair: Full Cut / Beer: Half Cut

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

Woman in a bathtub.

'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'

"And if your teeth could hear you, Larry, what would you say to them?"

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Updated Opera: The Hairstylist of Seville.

"One slice—hold the bread."

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

"I'm ready for my close-up."

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."