Dental Hygiene Diva Gifts

Craft Floss

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

Woman in a bathtub.

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

"And if your teeth could hear you, Larry, what would you say to them?"

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Grassy breath?

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

"Who should I examine first, you or your lawyer?"

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

(Cursing symbols)! Did I have a piece of spinach stuck to my tusk the whole date?

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

9:15. Sorry I'm late -- I had to floss.

The Tooth Fairy on Vacation. Museum of Natural History.

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'

Castaway with popcorn holds up sign: 'SEND DENTAL FLOSS'.

"Charles, you have some corn stuck in your teeth."

'CLEAR!' ''Please Pardon the Inconvenience as we Remodel the Dental Office.'