Dental Divas Gifts

"Both of you shut up and thank God you're not me."

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

"And if your teeth could hear you, Larry, what would you say to them?"

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

Washing Machine Torture

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

Pregnancy and Laptops

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

"Who should I examine first, you or your lawyer?"

Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'

'The souffl? is falling! The souffl? is falling..!'

Blind date with girl with elephant trunk for nose

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

'Come watch TV with me, Mom. This movie is for young and old.'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"