Diamond Diva Gifts

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

"That one's six figures plus tax."

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

I could have danced all night!

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

University Soapflakes

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

The Modern Novel.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Ladies

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Downloading Pregnancy

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

The last song before the party exploded.

Dancing at the Clubs.

William Shakespeare

Dance.

Disco Bunny.

Out.

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Ballet dancer.