Dance Diva Gifts

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Aerobics Class.

'Mummy, all the ballerinas were on tiptoe. Why don't they just use taller dancers?'

"The only dancing my husband ever did was sidestepping responsibility."

Emergency Seamstress

Ballet dancer.

Pavlova's dogs.

'When he said he was interested in balls I thought he meant football.'

Dancing on the beach

Blondes have more fun

Bow

"A but less of the 'Bum-tit-tit' these days I think, Arthur."

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

Mr and Mrs Bobelescu found their son's attire slightly outre.

Can can dancer.

Follow Me!

I could have danced all night!

Ladies

"If that's 'Dancing with the Stars,' we only work as a group."

'I am just going to watch Strictly Come Dancing.'

"...Ease off a bit! watch that pillar! Slow down at this corner!..."

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

What should I wear to the eco club dance? Something recycled. Yeah, but it has to be hot. W. Fester Thrift Shop. Who're you trying to catch? Sigh! Ryan Beardsley. Dressing reports. You can definitely catch a cold.

Going to the prom in a group will be awesome, but no one gives you a corsage. Someone's at the door for you, Twig. Delivery. Careful. You'll ruin my makeup!

the bad news is she has worms. The good news is they're earworms.

Twirling Dancer

Pirouettes

Bob Fosse

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

University Soapflakes

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

'I'm too hot to trot.'