Diva Gifts

NOTICE ME

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

I could have danced all night!

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Tossing computer into canyon.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Ladies

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

William Shakespeare

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

Out.

Ballet dancer.

Ruff

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

Graph

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Bow

Line on graph goes right through floor.

Party Time!

The Hair Stylist of Seville

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"