Acting Diva Gifts

"She has to arouse you, without, of course, actually arousing you."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

I could have danced all night!

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

University Soapflakes

Little Princess.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

The Modern Novel.

Downloading Pregnancy

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Ladies

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

William Shakespeare

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Ballet dancer.

Ruff

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

"Influence this."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'I don't want to talk to any flunkies. Put me straight through to the computer.'

"I've decided the most honorable course of action is for me to take the blame...and pin it on Gordon."

Party Time!

Bow

Baby dressed for the opera.

Aerobics Class.

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"