Acting Diva T-Shirts

"She has to arouse you, without, of course, actually arousing you."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

I could have danced all night!

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

Little Princess.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Ladies

Downloading Pregnancy

William Shakespeare

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Ballet dancer.

Ruff

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

"Influence this."

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Bow

Baby dressed for the opera.

'I don't want to talk to any flunkies. Put me straight through to the computer.'

Party Time!

"I've decided the most honorable course of action is for me to take the blame...and pin it on Gordon."

Aerobics Class.

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'