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In a rage of jealousy, Cinderella's sisters turn ugly.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

William Shakespeare

"The role you're auditioning for is a struggling actress who's always boring people with how this one or that one got the part."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

'Well, this explains everything. You've been bitten by the acting bug!'

Ruff

Lady Jane

I could have danced all night!

Ladies

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Ballet dancer.

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

How would Madam like to pay?

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Bow

"I've decided the most honorable course of action is for me to take the blame...and pin it on Gordon."

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

Party Time!

Aerobics Class.

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"It's no good Charlie, I'm done for! You've got to go it alone, Charlie. You've got to go on and nail that presentation! Nail it for me!"

Spy Satellite

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

Mr and Mrs Bobelescu found their son's attire slightly outre.

"I'm not whining."

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

"She has to arouse you, without, of course, actually arousing you."