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"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Tossing computer into canyon.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Downloading Pregnancy

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

William Shakespeare

"Influence this."

Ruff

'I don't want to talk to any flunkies. Put me straight through to the computer.'

"I've decided the most honorable course of action is for me to take the blame...and pin it on Gordon."

"It's no good Charlie, I'm done for! You've got to go it alone, Charlie. You've got to go on and nail that presentation! Nail it for me!"

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

"My smart watch says I’m really dumb."

"Appointments. Disappointments."

Remote work

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

'I juggle a family, a career, and three cell phones.'

Pregnancy and Laptops

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

'This closet needs digitized.'

"Honey! Our 15 minutes of fame has been reduced to an unflattering gif on Twitter!"

"Just wait until you read my tweets."

"Yeah, I had to get a second cell phone so I can talk and text at the same time!"