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"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

University Soapflakes

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Tossing computer into canyon.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

The Modern Novel.

Downloading Pregnancy

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

William Shakespeare

Ruff

"Influence this."

"I've decided the most honorable course of action is for me to take the blame...and pin it on Gordon."

'I don't want to talk to any flunkies. Put me straight through to the computer.'

"It's no good Charlie, I'm done for! You've got to go it alone, Charlie. You've got to go on and nail that presentation! Nail it for me!"

"My smart watch says I’m really dumb."

John Woodvine

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

"Appointments. Disappointments."

Remote work

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

'He's not a Super Influencer, he's a very naughty boy!'

'I juggle a family, a career, and three cell phones.'

Kevin: King of the Social Influencers.

Pregnancy and Laptops

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

"Yeah, I had to get a second cell phone so I can talk and text at the same time!"

"Just wait until you read my tweets."

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

June Brown