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"Your father's upset because I've been autocorrecting him."

I could have danced all night!

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

The Modern Novel.

Downloading Pregnancy

Ladies

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

William Shakespeare

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

Ballet dancer.

Ruff

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

"Influence this."

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Bow

Artist chained to his drawing.

Curtains haberdashery

Party Time!

'I don't want to talk to any flunkies. Put me straight through to the computer.'

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

Aerobics Class.

"It's no good Charlie, I'm done for! You've got to go it alone, Charlie. You've got to go on and nail that presentation! Nail it for me!"

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."