Social Media Diva T-Shirts

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"I, TikTok."

The Modern Novel.

Downloading Pregnancy

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Ice shelfie.

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

Elephant ass selfie.

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Chasebook

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

tRUMp, Pirate President

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Creativity 2.0

"Influence this."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

'I don't want to talk to any flunkies. Put me straight through to the computer.'

"Just remember, kid...whether you post on Facebook, Twitter or YouTube...it's all show biz."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

~ S.O.S.

Studying and technology

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

Lady drinking Champagne.

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"My smart watch says I’m really dumb."

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"