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'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

'What the blue blazes is a 'tunerfish' sam'wich!?'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

I could have danced all night!

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Downloading Pregnancy

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Ladies

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

"I go that extra mile!"

The last song before the party exploded.

Dancing at the Clubs.

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

Dance.

Out.

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Disco Bunny.

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

Ballet dancer.

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Graph

"Influence this."

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm