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'It says the best way to stop undesirable behavior is to ignore it.'

"I've been controlling student behavior with a series of facial grimaces and contortions. Now I need a facial massage every week."

Woman walking through a bakery with blinkers on.

'Get in there and clean up your room!'

'I'd like to overwhelm them with instructional excellence, but I'm not above winning through intimidation.'

Turtle timeouts. And when you think you can behave, I'll be back to flip you over. (Published originally on May 21, 2003.)

Mom Air. *Bing* Your captain has hit her limit with those infernal portable electronic thingys, and wants you all to site quietly and read until she tells you it's ok to stop.

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

"If you ask me, good parenting requires clear boundaries, loving discipline and random acts of off-the-wall crazy."

I could have danced all night!

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Ladies

"I go that extra mile!"

The last song before the party exploded.

William Shakespeare

Dancing at the Clubs.

Disco Bunny.

Dance.

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Ballet dancer.

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

Ruff

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Dance.

You make me feel like dancing!

"You've got night fever."