Tv Drama Diva Gifts

"When you're finished scraping the barrel can I have it?"

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

University Soapflakes

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

William Shakespeare

Out.

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

Ruff

Hair: Full Cut / Beer: Half Cut

Graph

"It seems to be right about this point that our company started going into free fall."

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Line on graph goes right through floor.

Party Time!

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"I've decided the most honorable course of action is for me to take the blame...and pin it on Gordon."

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

Lady drinking Champagne.

'I would like to return this chart. It didn't perform up to our expectations.'

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

'Once we switch to information processing, just imagine how much data this baby will handle.'

What female dogs think about their looks.