Desk Drama Diva Gifts

"It's no good Charlie, I'm done for! You've got to go it alone, Charlie. You've got to go on and nail that presentation! Nail it for me!"

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

University Soapflakes

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

Shake it all about sign on desk

Tossing computer into canyon.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

William Shakespeare

Ruff

"It's a wonderful partner's desk-but we think they didn't get along."

The token incompetent: "Hey - don't ask me."

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"I've decided the most honorable course of action is for me to take the blame...and pin it on Gordon."

Desk bins: 'Whatnot,' 'Whatever,' and 'What now?'

Stacked In Tray

Spy Satellite

John Woodvine

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

"Bentley, I don't care if you are my heir apparent. Stop peeking in here fifty times a day!"

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

'I wish you would come to me first with your grievances, instead of going directly to the United Nations Committee on Human Rights.'

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

See? This is precisely why we don't encourage office romances.

'Hoskins, I'd like to congratulate you on your leadership initiative... and if I didn't feel threatened, I'd keep you on.'

June Brown