Desk Drama Director Gifts

'Ed's busy, but someone who speaks out of both sides of his mouth will be right with you.'

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

Shake it all about sign on desk

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

InOutYada Yada.

The token incompetent: "Hey - don't ask me."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics! (Published originally on February 9, 2013).

"It's a wonderful partner's desk-but we think they didn't get along."

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

Stacked In Tray

"It's no good Charlie, I'm done for! You've got to go it alone, Charlie. You've got to go on and nail that presentation! Nail it for me!"

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

"NAY!!"

See? This is precisely why we don't encourage office romances.

'Hoskins, I'd like to congratulate you on your leadership initiative... and if I didn't feel threatened, I'd keep you on.'

Tonight's Lecture: Contesting the Will. It's going to be about either inheritance law or who really wrote Shakespeare's plays.

The Last Husband and Wife Team Hired

Now a procedure! Someone suggest a procedure! Surgery at the Improv.

The Hidden World of Desks

"It's his creative time."

Inbox, Outbox, and Down & Out Box.

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

You want to watch it here, a lot of back-stabbing goes on.

"I wish I could help you, but you're on the set of a hospital soap opera."