Desk Drama Appreciator Gifts

Ivan, wonderful...terrible.

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

The token incompetent: "Hey - don't ask me."

"It's a wonderful partner's desk-but we think they didn't get along."

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"It's no good Charlie, I'm done for! You've got to go it alone, Charlie. You've got to go on and nail that presentation! Nail it for me!"

Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.

Nikolai Gogol

"Bentley, I don't care if you are my heir apparent. Stop peeking in here fifty times a day!"

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

'I wish you would come to me first with your grievances, instead of going directly to the United Nations Committee on Human Rights.'

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

Doom & Gloom

See? This is precisely why we don't encourage office romances.

'Hoskins, I'd like to congratulate you on your leadership initiative... and if I didn't feel threatened, I'd keep you on.'

Victorian Garden Romance

Inbox, Outbox, and Down & Out Box.

Marlon Brando

Don Giovanni

"All the world's a sitcom and we are but the uncredited extras."

The Last Husband and Wife Team Hired

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

'... and sign it 'shovingly up yours'.'

"I don't know about you guys, but I'm very disappointed in the severance package."

Don Giovanni

You want to watch it here, a lot of back-stabbing goes on.