Desk Drama Queen Gifts

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

Benedict Cumberbatch

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

Reginald Bunthorne

Shake it all about sign on desk

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Noel Coward.

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

WTF?

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Lady Macbeth

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

Ye Editor. It’s a little downbeat, Will. How about making it a comedy and changing the name from "Othello" to "The Moor, The Marry-er"?

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Berta screams out!

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Situation Tragedy.

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'