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'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

Benedict Cumberbatch

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Reginald Bunthorne

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Shake it all about sign on desk

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

WTF?

Lady Macbeth

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

Doctor Bartolo

Berta screams out!

"It's a wonderful partner's desk-but we think they didn't get along."

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Situation Tragedy.

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."