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The token incompetent: "Hey - don't ask me."

The longer you work with some people, the more they can annoy you..just by being there.

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

"It's a wonderful partner's desk-but we think they didn't get along."

"Anyone else see weaknesses in my report?"

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

Unfortunately, Lyle had already sent nasty e-mails to his boss, three vice-presidents and the CEO.

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

"It's no good Charlie, I'm done for! You've got to go it alone, Charlie. You've got to go on and nail that presentation! Nail it for me!"

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"Bentley, I don't care if you are my heir apparent. Stop peeking in here fifty times a day!"

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

'I wish you would come to me first with your grievances, instead of going directly to the United Nations Committee on Human Rights.'

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

"...type yourself a letter of apology for what I did at the office party last night."

See? This is precisely why we don't encourage office romances.

'Hoskins, I'd like to congratulate you on your leadership initiative... and if I didn't feel threatened, I'd keep you on.'

Inbox, Outbox, and Down & Out Box.

"Bad news. I've been fired! I was mouthing silent obscenities at the boss and forgot we don't wear masks at work anymore."

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

"I don't know about you guys, but I'm very disappointed in the severance package."

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

The Last Husband and Wife Team Hired

You want to watch it here, a lot of back-stabbing goes on.

Mistress Talking to Maid

'Just for the minutes did anyone manage to catch the chairman's parting words?'