Drama Queen Of The Cubicle Gifts

'How is your degree in theater going to help you here?'

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Reginald Bunthorne

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

Noel Coward.

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Lady Macbeth

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

WTF?

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

Ye Editor. It’s a little downbeat, Will. How about making it a comedy and changing the name from "Othello" to "The Moor, The Marry-er"?

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Berta screams out!

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

Situation Tragedy.

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'