Drama Queen Of The Cubicle Gifts

'How is your degree in theater going to help you here?'

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

Reginald Bunthorne

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

WTF?

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Lady Macbeth

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Doctor Bartolo

Berta screams out!

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Situation Tragedy.

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."