Drama Queens Gifts

Servant girl being told off for wearing her hair down in curls

"Why do you always fall for these totally unobtainable types?"

"Now the teeth! Huge...savage teeth!!"

'Don't just stand there, Billy! Throw yourself on the ground and burst into tears like a major leaguer!!'

'Gareth, would you stop making mountains out of molehills?'

"For me, tears alone don't work: I have to throw a tantrum as well to get some attention..."

"Oh, Harvey, don't be so theatrical!"

Benedict Cumberbatch

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Reginald Bunthorne

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'Great Therapy!'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

To read or not to read?

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

Noel Coward.

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

WTF?

Lady Macbeth

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"Feel my claw of death!"

Doctor Bartolo

Ye Editor. It’s a little downbeat, Will. How about making it a comedy and changing the name from "Othello" to "The Moor, The Marry-er"?

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Berta screams out!