Tv Drama Queens Gifts

'I'm living in a soap opera!'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Benedict Cumberbatch

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

University Soapflakes

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Reginald Bunthorne

'Great Therapy!'

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

To read or not to read?

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

Noel Coward.

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Lady Macbeth

WTF?

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

"Feel my claw of death!"

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

Waving from Behind the Curtain

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."