Teen Drama Queen Gifts

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Benedict Cumberbatch

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Reginald Bunthorne

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Lady Macbeth

WTF?

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

Doctor Bartolo

Berta screams out!

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Situation Tragedy.

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

Chekov play and scorecard,

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"